Yep. Sure is a buttdial. Because if Prompto tries answering, he'll be only hear the sound of multiple people talking. And the same can be said if he doesn't answer and checks his voicemail later. CUE... this next text message that is clearly before he, uh...
...Finally... gets around to bothering with actual responses to the spam texts. HE IS A BUSY GUY, OKAY. HE HAS A LIFE BEYOND DEALING WITH PARANORMAL CRAP. JESUS CHRIST GET A PART TIME JOB IF YOU'RE THIS BORED. ]
What the hell Prompto. I get swamped by work for a day and you're off getting into even more crap. I swear if you put even a fraction of the focus you're using here into your damn homework you'd be an honor student by now. Don't even think about getting more involved. It's clearly just some shitty prank anyway. Get a damn hobby. Or better yet go do some volunteer work if you're so into being a concerned citizen.
i already have two jobs i volunteer at the shelter and i did all my homework + some extra stuff for a professor that isn't even my professor i'm all free and ready to.....wait for it..rock
maybe i should conduct my own little research of the matter! get you some proof!
LOL omg if you do end up having nightmares like that you have to let me know or is that weird don't have weird nightmares (DREAMS??) about me this isn't an official police statement right
also because professor izunia asked and he's kinda neat
No, it'd only be weird if I was having "DREAMS??" about you. Nightmares means the person should stop doing things to make me worry [ .......... ] about any trouble you're off getting into
"Kinda neat" huh? But are you even gonna get credit for this extra stuff? Is he turning it into your actual professors, or are you just taking this as a "life lesson" and leaving it at that?
Just asking because you do realize this isn't like a video game where you get EXP for sidequests or something
oh man you're really worried about me? [dude] i promise i don't get in half as much trouble as you think i do you can ask anyone
...*can* he give that to my professors? he just kinda gives me some feedback on them and then asks me to attend some of his classes.. just because? i guess?
[gladio help the small birb that doesn't know how to say no to others]
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but put this in my file for your investigation on the matter
~30 seconds after the last text
Yep. Sure is a buttdial. Because if Prompto tries answering, he'll be only hear the sound of multiple people talking. And the same can be said if he doesn't answer and checks his voicemail later. CUE... this next text message that is clearly before he, uh...
...Finally... gets around to bothering with actual responses to the spam texts. HE IS A BUSY GUY, OKAY. HE HAS A LIFE BEYOND DEALING WITH PARANORMAL CRAP. JESUS CHRIST GET A PART TIME JOB IF YOU'RE THIS BORED. ]
Sorry about that.
~5 minutes after Prompto's last text
I swear if you put even a fraction of the focus you're using here into your damn homework you'd be an honor student by now. Don't even think about getting more involved. It's clearly just some shitty prank anyway. Get a damn hobby. Or better yet go do some volunteer work if you're so into being a concerned citizen.
IMMEDIATELY after
i volunteer at the shelter
and i did all my homework + some extra stuff for a professor that isn't even my professor
i'm all free and ready to.....wait for it..rock
maybe i should conduct my own little research of the matter! get you some proof!
no subject
I don't know why I even bother at this point. Do my words even sink in?
I swear at this point I'm gonna start waking up from nightmares that end with the words "Prompto no" or "Prompto stop that"
[ ... ]
Wait, why the hell are you doing extra stuff for a professor that isn't your professor?
no subject
or is that weird
don't have weird nightmares (DREAMS??) about me
this isn't an official police statement right
also because professor izunia asked and he's kinda neat
no subject
Nightmares means the person should stop doing things to make me worry
[ .......... ]
about any trouble you're off getting into
"Kinda neat" huh? But are you even gonna get credit for this extra stuff? Is he turning it into your actual professors, or are you just taking this as a "life lesson" and leaving it at that?
Just asking because you do realize this isn't like a video game where you get EXP for sidequests or something
no subject
i promise i don't get in half as much trouble as you think i do
you can ask anyone
...*can* he give that to my professors? he just kinda gives me some feedback on them
and then asks me to attend some of his classes..
just because? i guess?
[gladio help the small birb that doesn't know how to say no to others]
no subject
I'll believe that when I see it.
[ Look, at this point, he may or may not just be teasing the guy. ]
Hell if I know.
Maybe he just really wants you for one of his students.
[ Sighing on his end before sending the next one: ]
Anyway, unless you're planning on taking his classes in the future, I'd focus more on what you actually signed up for.
no subject
[he hopes that's not what's happening]
okay i'll think about it
professor's izunia is just pretty great, but you're right
i'll give priority to my actual classes